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		<title>Why the Vegan Baker Did So Well on Cupcake Wars</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 23:03:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Against my initial  aversion of most things reality-tv-related, I've gotten myself sucked in  to watching Cupcake Wars whenever I happen to catch it on the Food  Network. Even my boyfriend is enjoying watching it with me (I think it  has something to do with him enjoying hearing me analyze what's going [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_297" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a rel="lightbox" href="http://slightlyrelevant.com/cafe/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Raspberry_Tiramisu_Cupcakes.jpg"><img class="size-large wp-image-297 " title="Chef Chloe's Vegan Raspberry Tiramisu Cupcakes" src="http://slightlyrelevant.com/cafe/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Raspberry_Tiramisu_Cupcakes-1024x832.jpg" alt="" width="500" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Chef Chloe&#39;s Vegan Raspberry Tiramisu Cupcakes</p></div>
<p>Against my initial  aversion of most things reality-tv-related, I've gotten myself sucked in  to watching <a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/cupcake-wars/index.html">Cupcake Wars</a> whenever I happen to catch it on the Food  Network. Even my boyfriend is enjoying watching it with me (I think it  has something to do with him enjoying hearing me analyze what's going on  - much like I enjoy hearing him analyze MMA fights). On a  recent episode, the contestants consisted of: a young man, a girl with  her sister as an assistant, a middle-aged woman, and a young vegan girl  named <a href="http://www.chefchloe.com/">Chloe</a>. All of them had years of experience in their cupcake  businesses, except for the vegan girl who had only been in business for  3.5 months! Of course, I just had to see how things would pan out.</p>
<p>Time and time again, specialty-diet bakers face skepticism  when offering their goods to the general public. So naturally, I groaned  with frustration, but was not surprised, when the judges announced that  they were "worried" upon encountering Chloe's vegan cupcakes for the  first time. But by the end of the second round she had completely won  them over, and Chef Florian (the hard to please, French judge) had even  said he'd become a vegan fan!</p>
<p>What is it that made Chloe and her cupcakes so successful, when  others were struggling with some foolish mistakes (as I often see on  <em>Cupcake Wars</em>)? Why was it that she excelled under pressure, while the  others were flustered? Here are a few things that I think helped her  achieve victory, coming from my own experience as a specialty-diet  baker.</p>
<h2>1. Specialty-diet bakers are accustomed to experimenting.</h2>
<p>When I started out as a gluten-free baker, I had a LOT of missteps  and ruined cookies. Even with gluten-free cookbooks and blogs so  abundant now (they were not quite as easy to find even a few years ago),  it takes time and practice to learn how to work with these ingredients  and recipes. I have no doubt that it is a similar experience for vegan  bakers, sugar-free bakers, etc.</p>
<p>We spend a lot of time testing recipes, adding a bit more of this or that,  trying a different liquid, realizing the dough is too dry, making sure  the batter isn't too runny, and on and on. Now, I understand that  "regular" bakers go through similar things, but unless you have delved  into any kind of restricted-ingredient baking, you don't know what kind  of additional challenges are faced.</p>
<p>Because of all of these experiences, it is my opinion that  specialty-diet bakers can become a lot more in-tune with our  ingredients, our recipes, and our methods, than some other bakers out  there. For example, I was somewhat appalled as one of Chloe's  competitors added too much Grand Marnier to her batter and it was so  watery that she had to try to fix it by adding a bunch of sugar. Are  people not taught <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baker_percentage">baker percentage</a> anymore? Perhaps it was just the time  constraints that led the woman to make this mistake, but I didn't see  any others having that problem.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a rel="lightbox" href="http://slightlyrelevant.com/cafe/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/chloe.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-305" title="Chef Chloe" src="http://slightlyrelevant.com/cafe/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/chloe.jpg" alt="Chef Chloe" width="586" height="374" /></a></p>
<h2>2. Specialty-diet bakers know what works and what doesn't.</h2>
<p>Due to years of experimenting, I've gotten a pretty good feel for  what will work in my recipes. I know that adding coffee to my chocolate  cookie dough gives it a very different texture when baked. I know that  refrigerating my peanut butter cookie dough before shaping and baking  leads to a smaller, more compact cookie than if the dough is at room  temperature. I know that hand mixing certain things is the only way to  go, and using my kitchenaid is necessary for others. I know that attempting  a traditional shortbread cookie recipe will result in cookies so dry  and fragile that they will fall apart if you even look at the wrong.</p>
<p>It is because of all the extra time we spend perfecting our  recipes, that specialty-diet bakers know how many things can go wrong.  In a competitive setting, it is best to go with things you know will  work, things you've tried and are comfortable with, things that you know  will not fail you, things that you know you will have enough time to  complete. One thing I've noticed a lot of in <em>Cupcake Wars</em> is that people  sometimes forget they're not superhumans. They want to create elaborate  fondant decorations for cupcakes, forgetting that they'll have to spend  a significant portion of time making one thousand of them for the final  round. Know your limits!</p>
<h2>3. Specialty-diet bakers often use high-quality, whole ingredients in their baking.</h2>
<p>One of Chloe's competitors kept throwing bitter criticism at her,  saying that vegan baking included "fake stuff" for ingredients. I'll  admit that I don't know much about vegan baking, but I do know a little.  I also realize that I do not know the ingredients in Chloe's recipes,  so perhaps I am incorrect in surmising that she does not use a bunch of  "fake" ingredients. All I know is that those of us with restrictive  diets, are very conscious of what we put into our bodies. We, more than  anyone, are concerned about the amount of chemicals and other  questionable ingredients listed on nutritional information panels.</p>
<p>To assume that vegans are using "fake" ingredients is to display  your ignorance of their methods. Did you know that flaxseed can be a  great substitute for eggs? Did you know that vegetable oils, fruit  juices, applesauce, and other things can be used in place of butter and  milk? When the only thing you have to criticize about your competition  is their alleged "fake" ingredients, and not their time management,  presentation, or technique (by the way, did you notice that Chloe and  her assistant were mixing all their batters by hand? Adorable!), it just  goes to show how much they intimidate you.</p>
<p>And if one gauges the rest of her recipes based on her <a href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/chocolate-strawberry-shortcake-recipe/index.html">Chocolate Strawberry Shortcake</a> recipe that she shared on the Food Network, I think it's safe to say she's not using anything "fake".</p>
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<div id="attachment_304" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a rel="lightbox" href="http://slightlyrelevant.com/cafe/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Chocolate_Strawberry_Shortcake_Cupcakes.jpg"><img class="size-large wp-image-304 " title="Chocolate_Strawberry_Shortcake_Cupcakes" src="http://slightlyrelevant.com/cafe/wp/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Chocolate_Strawberry_Shortcake_Cupcakes-1024x682.jpg" alt="Chloe's Vegan Chocolate Strawberry Shortcake Cupcakes" width="500" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Chloe&#39;s Vegan Chocolate Strawberry Shortcake Cupcakes</p></div>
<h2>4. Specialty-diet bakers know that they must create exceptional goods, or nobody will eat them unless there is no other choice.</h2>
<p>You know, it's an unfortunate thing, but I think that people are  justified is approaching specialty-diet foods with caution. When I first  went on a gluten-free diet, I spent months searching for a GF food that  didn't taste like sand or cardboard. The first tasty gluten-free food I had was  made by my own hands. It's what inspired me to pursue gluten-free  baking on a larger scale, and to share these goods with others.  Why  should Celiacs have to resort to boring, dry cookies when we want  something sweet? Why should we pine away at those gorgeous,  delicious-looking cookies at Whole Foods, and then solemnly nibble on  our gluten-free "treats"?</p>
<p>I'll admit that over the years, some truly awesome gluten-free  products have become available in stores. Glutino makes some of the BEST  <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Glutino-Chocolate-Wafers-4-6-Ounce-Boxes/dp/B000EVE40W">wafer cookies</a> I have ever tasted. But I digress, slightly. The point  here is that we already know how hard it is to find food we can eat that  tastes good. We wouldn't go through all the trouble of making, and  marketing, our goods unless we knew that they were delicious enough to  keep people coming back for more. Can anyone <em>honestly</em> think that a vegan  baker would enter a televised cupcake competition unless she was  extremely confident in the quality of her goods? I can assure you that I  will not share anything I bake with anyone unless I am proud of what I  am feeding them, and unless I want to eat them too!</p>
<h2>In Conclusion</h2>
<p>I must have started writing this blog entry about 8 different  times, and each time it seemed too lengthy and not explanatory enough.  Though this did turn out rather long-winded, I think I finally got the  points across that I was aiming to convey. I hate to use idioms, but I  have to suggest that you "don't knock it till you've tried it" when it  comes to specialty-diet foods. Keep in mind that the person who made it  knows a lot more about it than you do, and be prepared for the idea that  you may just like it better than the "normal" version. ;)</p>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Up With Wooden Spoons?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 22:29:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I read a recipe in which the instructions specify that I stir  something with a wooden spoon, my mind instantly goes back to when I was  a little girl, helping my mom cook and bake in the kitchen. (Of course,  this also reminds me of how she would threaten to spank [...]]]></description>
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<p>Whenever I read a recipe in which the instructions specify that I stir  something with a wooden spoon, my mind instantly goes back to when I was  a little girl, helping my mom cook and bake in the kitchen. (Of course,  this also reminds me of how she would threaten to spank us with that  wooden spoon if we were being little jerks, but that's another story for  another day.) I can still see her wooden spoons clearly in my mind's  eye. That golden color, the edges browned from heat, the way the wood  cracked and split and food sunk in and stained the spoon, the hint of  scents from previously-stirred foods...</p>
<p>To be quite honest with you, friends, I am rather grossed out by the  idea of using a wooden spoon at all. In my adult life, I have not even  considered buying or using a wooden spoon. I honestly don't see the  point. They seem like germ-attractors, and the way they scrape against  pots and things kind of makes my skin crawl (like nails on a  chalkboard). I even read a story on a gluten-free blog once, where the  writer got "glutened" by some soup her friend made for her. The friend  took extra care to make everything gluten-free, but that sneaky, sticky  protein snuck into the soup by means of the wooden spoon she used to  stir the soup - the same spoon she used for her regular cooking.</p>
<p>Aren't there better things one can use instead of a wooden spoon?  I've gotten by just fine without these utensils, so I'm wondering why  anyone likes to use them. All this ruminating has led me to research the  benefits and drawbacks of using wooden spoons, along with alternatives.</p>
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<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 385px"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/rogersmith/232072232/lightbox/"><img title="Wooden Spoons" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/232072232_9416faef67.jpg" alt="" width="375" height="500" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Image by Roger Smith, sound on Flickr.</p></div>
<h2>What Are Wooden Spoons Good For?</h2>
<p><strong>1. Wooden spoons do not transfer heat as much as metal spoons do.</strong></p>
<p>This  could be important in keeping heat consistent throughout a dish you are  preparing and not adding body heat transferred from your hand through  the spoon, but in my opinion this has limited applications (although I  am no expert).</p>
<p><strong>2. Wooden spoons do not scratch the bottom of a pan like a metal utensil would.</strong><br />
According  to <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wooden_spoon">Wikipedi</a>a, "this is useful when making dishes such as scrambled  eggs." Okay, folks, if you are using a spoon -- wooden OR metal -- to  make scrambled eggs, I have to ask you <em>WHY</em>? Why use a spoon to do  something that would be much easier with a spatula? Plastic doesn't  scratch the bottom of a pan either! And if you want to scrape the sides  and bottom of a pan, silicone spatulas work WONDERS and don't scratch  anything.</p>
<p><strong>3. Wood will not react with some ingredients the way some metals will.</strong><br />
This  is mostly applicable when making things like <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amish_Friendship_Bread">Amish breads</a>, which have  ingredients that react with aluminum. This means that if you use a  stainless steel bowl or spoon with your Amish bread, you are still safe  (and don't have to use a wooden spoon). Some metals (aside from  stainless steel) will also leave a metallic taste in foods, which is  unpleasant and unnecessary!</p>
<p><strong>4. Wooden spoons will not crystallize sugar prematurely when making candy.</strong><br />
This  article at <a href="http://www.thekitchn.com/thekitchn/tips-techniques/candymaking-basics-do-you-use-wood-or-metal-spoons-069509">The Kitchn</a> compares using a metal spoon versus a wooden  spoon for making candy and cooking sugar. The writer notes that her  culinary instructor insisted on using only metal spoons because wooden  spoons carry bacteria. However, the writer then refers to a book called  <em><a href="http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/101255.On_Food_and_Cooking">On Food and Cooking</a></em>, which argues that a metal spoon can cause unwanted  crystallization due to the heat transfer effects of the material, so  recommends using a wooden spoon instead. To both of these arguments, I  point out that my chef instructor never had us use spoons for anything  besides tasting (and scooping ice cream), and we cooked all of our sugar  without using utensils because ANY stirring can cause crystallization,  no matter what tool you use to do it.</p>
<p><strong>5. Wooden spoon handles have a nice cylindrical shape.</strong><br />
This can  be good for use in shaping <a href="http://www.gingerbread-house-heaven.com/pastillage.html">pastillage</a> or gum paste. Aside from that, I  don't see much benefit, unless you just prefer this shape for gripping.</p>
<p><strong>6. There may or may not be more uses for wooden spoons.</strong><br />
You can learn about them at <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Wooden_Spoon">Uncyclopedia</a>.</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/yosoynuts/2622735233/lightbox/"><img title="Wooden Spoon" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3231/2622735233_cc7a292e35.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="375" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Can&#39;t you just SEE all those food germs seeping into the worn parts of the spoon? Are you shuddering? Yeah, so am I.</p></div>
<h2>Why I Don't Recommend Wooden Spoons</h2>
<p><strong>1. Wooden spoons are high maintenance.</strong><br />
Before you can even use your new wooden spoon, you'll have to prepare it. This means finding some mineral oil,  warming it, rubbing it onto the spoon with a cloth, waiting a couple hours, then wiping off any excess oil. Oh, and you'll have to do this several times if you want it to be sufficient. And you'll also have to repeat this process throughout the lifetime of the spoon.</p>
<p><strong>2. Wooden spoons are harder to keep clean.</strong><br />
Washing wooden spoons requires extra care, because you must be careful not to have the water too hot (heat damage), you mustn't let it soak in the water (water damage), and you'll need to dry them off right away to help discourage bacteria from sticking around.</p>
<p><strong>3. Wooden spoons can harbor and transfer bacteria.</strong><br />
That's right, you'll need to take special care with your wooden spoon to ensure that it isn't harboring any nasty germs in it. See the cleaning methods above, but also take note that any scratches, cuts, or cracks in your wooden spoon are just inviting bacteria to come and get comfortable. Using the same spoon for things like raw meat and then for vegetables (or any other food item) is another way to incite cross-contamination and bacteria growth.</p>
<p><strong>4. Wooden spoons are good for stirring, but not much else.</strong><br />
Seriously, take a look at the shape of your wooden spoon. The bowl can  barely even be called a bowl; it is shallow and narrow, thus it is  almost useless for doing any kind of scooping. The edges are thick and  angular, which leaves out any kind of scraping you may want to do as  well. Sure, it might be handy for stirring your soup, but so are many  other things that also serve other purposes beyond "stirring soup."</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/valeriebb/379043173/lightbox/"><img title="Wooden Spoons" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/138/379043173_3776319eec.jpg" alt="No thank you!" width="500" height="319" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">No thank you!</p></div>
<h2>Awesome Alternatives to Wooden Spoons</h2>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/yoshimov/31675193/lightbox/"><img class="aligncenter" title="silicone spatulas" src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/31675193_ff18d4c781.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="333" /></a></p>
<p><strong>1. Silicone Spatula</strong></p>
<p>A silicone spatula is versatile and doesn't have the many flaws of a wooden spoon. The material is flexible yet sturdy, and is much like rubber. This makes it an ideal utensil for scraping the sides of a bowl, and it will not scratch and of your pots and pans! It is also the best tool for <a href="http://video.about.com/gourmetfood/Fold-Egg-Whites-Into-Batter.htm">folding</a> ingredients together, like adding your whipped egg whites into a cake batter. Silicone is also heat resistant, which means there is no chance of heat transference. Because of its nonstick surface, it will not retain any smells or flavors from food, either!</p>
<p>Since they come in so many different shapes and sizes, you can have some for baking, and some for cooking that are easier to flip things like pancakes, etc.</p>
<p><small>NOTE:  There are a lot of different silicone and rubber spatulas out there. I recommend one with a longer handle (14") and a nook in one side (this makes scraping off the edge of the bowl SO much easier), like <a href="http://www.cookingsessions.com/Rubber_Spatula.shtml">this one here</a> that is similar to the one I own. Unfortunately, I can't find ANY like it for sale online -- what the heck?!</small></p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/44442915@N00/4564936305/lightbox/"><img class="aligncenter" title="Slotted Spoon" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3461/4564936305_89b38726ea.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="333" /></a></p>
<p><strong>2. Large Slotted Spoon</strong></p>
<p>When I'm cooking, I generally switch over to a large <a href="http://www.amazon.com/KitchenAid-Silicone-Slotted-Spoon-Black/dp/B00005KI6A/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&amp;s=home-garden&amp;qid=1282773718&amp;sr=8-11">slotted spoon</a> instead of a spatula. Why do I like slotted spoons? For one, they are larger than a wooden spoon, which means more surface area with which to stir my soup, scoop up my potatoes, and mix my fried rice. The slots also allow steam to escape and juices to drip out a little bit, so if I hold the spoon up to my nose, it won't be so hot.</p>
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		<title>What Comes to Mind When You Think of French Cooking?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelley</dc:creator>
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This morning as I was making my way through a hotel lobby lined  with a lovely array of breakfast buffet items, I began contemplating  French toast. I thought to myself, why is French toast any different  than regular toast? The answer was so obvious and so immediate that I  don't know why it [...]]]></description>
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<p>This morning as I was making my way through a hotel lobby lined  with a lovely array of breakfast buffet items, I began contemplating  French toast. I thought to myself, why is French toast any different  than regular toast? The answer was so obvious and so immediate that I  don't know why it didn't slap me in the face before: eggs.</p>
<p>Now, let me be clear: I was not ignorant of the fact that French  toast is made with eggs. That's been a generally accepted fact of life  ever since I first tasted French toast. Perhaps it was because this  information was such common knowledge to me, that I didn't really care  what that meant. French toast is French, not because it is different  than other types of toast, and not because it is any better than other  types of toast, but because it is made with eggs.</p>
<p>Before attending a French culinary school, I was painfully unaware  of the techniques and ingredients used in a lot of the traditional  gourmet cuisine. At first it was kind of a joke, an observation, that I  voiced in the school cafe during a dinner (where all the students  present what they cooked that evening). "Wow, there's, like, eggs in  everything..." But it wasn't very long into my first semester when I was  basically punched in the gut with the knowledge that I had better  become very comfortable with eggs if I wanted to succeed in (and enjoy)  my pastry courses.</p>
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<p>A large quantity of what I was taught to make in those classes  involved a substantial amount of eggs, egg whites, egg yolks, or egg  wash (and every chef has his own "correct" method for making egg wash,  folks, don't screw it up). In fact, if there had somehow been a shortage  of eggs at the school, our classes might have been ruined if not for  the chocolatier practice! Various forms of sponge cakes and biscuits,  custards, creams, meringues, mousses, macarons, breads, crepes, waffles  (yes, the waffles tasted pretty much like waffle-shaped eggs!), royal  icing, buttercreams - oh, the list goes on and on, and the list calls  for a LOT of eggs. Even cookies required just yolks or just whites.</p>
<p>I tell you, folks, by the end of my education there, I could crack  and separate eggs in my sleep (and there were debates about whether to  crack your eggs on a flat table surface or on the edge of a bowl, too). I  got to the point where I didn't really want to taste a lot of the  things we made because, well, eggs. Maybe that's why I enjoyed the  chocolate, candy-making, and sculpture portions of class so much -- no  eggs (well, except for one technique in our sugar sculpture lessons, and  the royal icing, hah!).</p>
<p>Okay, sure, that's just the pastry side of things! While it is true  that I didn't attend the cuisine courses, I did get a chance to see and  sample just about everything the cuisine classes cooked -- multiple  times. The eggs were there, too; sneering at me with the hauty air of  eggy superiority. Luckily people didn't have to make fun of my egg  aversion at the dinner presentations, too. Most of the time I declined  the food because it was already quite cold by the time we were actually  able to start eating it. (Nothing more appetizing than cold eggs, am I  right?)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/pagedooley/2810316147/lightbox/"><img class="  alignnone" title="French Pastry" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3266/2810316147_ffcba0e21a_z.jpg" alt="" width="512" height="502" /></a></p>
<p>This whole experience taught me two very clear lessons (well more  than two, but I'm only listing two here for relevance): one, traditional  French cooking and baking relies heavily upon eggs; and two, I am not  very fond of eating eggs.</p>
<p>Bon appetit!</p>
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		<title>Cookie Giveaway and Sponsor News!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2010 21:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelley</dc:creator>
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First off, I'd like to mention that I am sponsoring a Mother's Day Giveaway at ReesSpace! Visit the contest page to learn how to win two dozen gluten-free cookies from my Etsy shop!
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<p><img src="http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.96920916.jpg" alt="Mother's Day Cookie Giveaway!" /></p>
<p>First off, I'd like to mention that I am sponsoring a Mother's Day Giveaway at ReesSpace! <a href="http://reesspace.blogspot.com/2010/04/mothers-day-giveaway-sponsored-by-cutie.html">Visit the contest page</a> to learn how to win two dozen gluten-free cookies from <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/cutiecakepatisserie">my Etsy shop</a>!</p>
<h2>Sponsor News</h2>
<p>I am how a <a href="http://rouxbe.com/?affiliate_tracking_code=228332cbf3e1429">Rouxbe</a> Affiliate, which means I can bring you exclusive how-to and informational videos about food and cooking!</p>
<p><strong>What is Rouxbe?</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>Rouxbe is a different kind of cooking website. We're an online cooking school that guides users along the  same learning path used to teach aspiring chefs in professional culinary schools  around the world. And with Rouxbe, you can do it all in your home, on your schedule, and at  your own pace.</p></blockquote>
<p>Here's an introduction to their lesson about gluten.</p>
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		<title>Muffin Musings</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 23:04:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kelley</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ About a year ago I came up with the idea of making celery muffins, and somehow because of this, I have become known as the veritable Muffin Lady to my friends and family. It used to annoy me, because quite honestly, I wasn't even a big fan of muffins! Since then, however, I have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.kawaiinot.com/index.php?p=251"><img style="border:0px;" src="http://www.kawaiinot.com/icon241_kawaiinot.gif" alt="" align="left" /></a> About a year ago I came up with the idea of making <a href="http://slightlyrelevant.com/cafe/2008/05/23/celery-muffin-challenge/">celery muffins</a>, and somehow because of this, I have become known as the veritable Muffin Lady to my friends and family. It used to annoy me, because quite honestly, I wasn't even a big fan of muffins! Since then, however, I have begun to embrace muffins and become a bit more intimate with them. Yay for muffins! <small>(Adorable comic strip courtesy of <a href="http://www.kawaiinot.com">Kawaii Not</a>.)</small></p>
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<h2>On Muffin Tops</h2>
<p><a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3620/3550155162_d86b6f18ba_o.jpg" rel="lightbox[muffintb]" title="muffin top"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3620/3550155162_d86b6f18ba_o.jpg" width="300" alt="muffin top" align="right" /></a>When I first moved back to Houston, I discovered <a href="http://www.panerabread.com/">Panera Bread</a>. One day when I stood at their pastry counter and asked "what type of cookie is that?" I learned that people sell and eat muffin tops. Muffin. Tops. Muffin TOPS?! Uhhhm... what happened to the <strong>rest</strong> of the muffin? I wondered why anyone would want to just eat the top of the muffin - seems ludicrous!</p>
<p>Since then I have asked around and found out that apparently many people enjoy the top of the muffin and don't care so much for the rest of it. While I find this idea maddening, I must be alone, because they even make special <a href="http://www.surlatable.com/product/kitchenbakeware/cupcakes+%26+muffin+pans/chicago+metallic+muffin+top+baking+pan%2C+set+of+2.do">baking pans</a> specifically for muffin tops! What <em>is</em> this world coming to?! Besides, who wants to eat something with a name that can also mean "<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muffin+top">unsightly rolls of belly fat</a>"? Not me, anyway.<br />
<small>(Of course, I had to pick the most un-muffin-top-looking muffin to be my model for this photograph. Sigh...)</small></p>
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<h2>On Muffin Bottoms</h2>
<p><a href="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3329/3550163086_0e0ae9586b_o.jpg" rel="lightbox[muffintb]" title="muffin bottom"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3329/3550163086_0e0ae9586b_o.jpg" width="225" alt="muffin bottom" align="right" /></a>Yes. As for me, myself, personally... I much prefer the muffin bottom. The meat of the muffin! The pleasure center, if you will. Ever since I was a kid, I've eaten my cupcakes and muffins upside-down. I peel off the paper wrapper and set my muffin top-down onto it. Initially, I'm sure this started with cupcakes and my OCD-ish tendency to "save the best for last" (because I loved the frosting). But the more I started to do this, the more I began enjoying the cake part and became disinterested in the top part. Now, you might even catch me scooping the cake part out of the muffin top (like a bowl) and tossing what's left into the trash. I'm sure that is probably the weirdest thing you've ever heard, you muffin-top-enjoyer, but believe me when I say it's much more delicious this way!</p>
<p>As a muffin-bottom-lover, I was overjoyed to discover a new technique for lining my muffin tins. Set aside those cute little paper liners and save them for decoration later! Spray your tin with cooking spray and coat that baby in sugar! The muffins pop easily out of the tin, have a smoothed "crust" around the bottom (which I find very visually appealing), and the taste is amazing! They will have a slightly crispy, sweet crust on them that is absolutely to die for! </p>
<p>So the next time you eat a muffin, give some extra love to the bottom, where the heart of the muffin <em>really</em> lies. Bottoms up, I say!</p>
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